Too often in life I am appalled at the utter ludicrousness and aggressive audacity of people who take it upon themselves to be the omniscient enc
yclopedia of solutions to everyone else’s problems without having a microscopic taint of knowledge or experience in such matters.
At family and business socials, such maggots of society create a self-worshiping throne, with no other participants, believing themselves to be the world’s most experienced in all matters: financial, emotional, and psychological. They, for some demonic self-induced fictional reasons, set themselves up as having a total monopoly on truth and, according to their self-created beliefs, which no one else shares, also believe themselves to have an abundance of experience in all life’s matters. Never being asked for even a microscopic morsel of advice, such maggots unwittingly offer it, overlooking the perpetual fact that they themselves cannot even begin to relate to the problem. They have never experienced it, have no knowledge of its infinite ramifications and ripples, and consistently run away from the starting line to assist any individual in effecting a cure. These individuals perpetually shroud themselves in a black cloak with shawls covering their faces, comparable to Muslim women, when it comes to effecting and or assisting in any solution to other’s problems. Since they have never walked in the shoes of the victim, they are totally ignorant of even the starting line’s locale. Yet, the advice on how to effect a cure, what, where and how the complex labyrinth is to be traveled, continually and unabashedly flow from their oral orifices: How to act on the job, what to say to employment supervisors, what can and cannot be accepted in the medical profession – diagnosis of problems, insurance problems, all complexities of Medicare and Medicaid, financial woes, etc. – all comparable to making a request to wealthy Republicans to personally and intimately share in the devastating experience of a victim having the electrical power restored to the house or of meeting a deductible for an insurance claim when the victim’s bank account is already totally depleted in the constant financial monthly struggle of survival. One would do much better at requesting the Pope to forfeit his virginity.
The Golden Rules of life apply to such demonic maggots: 1-If you are not asked for any advice, don’t give it; 2-If you have consistently failed to walk a minimum of 5,000 miles in the shoes of the victim, then remain driving to and fro in your Rolls Royce (or other comparable vehicle) and residing in your multi-thousand-dollar mansion – all on your ethereal, financial plateau; 3-In all matters, unless you have years of experience in suffering -- and effecting -- cures for the plights of victims, keep the aperture of your lower and upper labia, located immediately below your nostrils, completely shut. As Al Gore consistently proclaims, “The world is in no need of any additional air pollution.”
WJK-July 3, 2007
